glumshoe came up with this amazing original character Brad Wayne, who is Bruce Wayne’s illegitimate biological child from a fling when he was a young man. Brad Wayne is just your average, totally normal frat boy. But now Batman and the Batfam have a very awkward situation of their hands. This whole fan fic is hilarious and we need a Brad Wayne movie right now, lol:
Source: glumshoe
(via: Fangoddesses)
I wana know how Alfred would react to him.
Badly, most likely. Oh, he’d be as polite as he always is, but Brad’s attitude, flippancy, and American Jock mannerisms would probably drive poor Alfred up the walls!
He secretly be Alfred favourite, A bat child that help with the housework and cause no real trouble (well compared to the other bats, I’m sure he gets up to normal frat boy stuff). He be a breath of fresh air for him
One day Alfred is sipping tea and Brad comes and he comments he never could get into tea. And Alfred has seen him at breakfast and knows Brad normally consumes a dark sludge that can barely be called “coffee” (look, you get through with what you can in uni, that thing will wake up the dead). So Alfred pours some tea and invites him to try it, and Brad does just to be polite and he still hasn’t gotten used to the whole “butler” thing.
But, you see, Alfred thing is not just “tea”. He gets The Good Stuff (TM), and Brad worldview shifts. Tea with Alfred becomes a regular thing.
One day, one of the batkids sees them drinking, and then see a glint of “something” on Alfred’s eyes. They run for their life to not get caught on whatever Alfred is planning.
Pennyworth has found his project: he’s going to civilize the Brad-barian.