LOL! good-ho-mens wrote this crazy, but funny list of 10 reasons why, based on their current and past experiences, they would be the worst main character in a horror movie. I actually have to argue though that based on this list they would actually make the best horror movie character. It would be pretty funny to have a character who was constantly surrounded by ghosts and paranormal activity and was just like “meh” about it. That’s better than all the dummies constantly falling down or running into the woods and getting killed. But I guess that wouldn’t be very scary, haha. Anyway, read their list of crazy stories below:

Source: good-ho-mens