LOL! This thread is full of baristas sharing their stories of customers ordering crazy drinks with copious amounts of caffeine. This resulted in a new cryptid idea: the exhausted woman at Starbucks. A cryptid is of course a creature (such as Sasquatch or the Loch Ness Monster) that has been claimed to exist but has never been definitively proven. This idea still works because according to the dictionary definition, contrary to popular belief, cryptids don’t have to be supernatural, mythical or even all that strange.
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Have you ever spotted the elusive exhausted women at Starbucks? Let us know about your sighting in the comments below! 
This is the greatest story ever written.
Many years ago there was a coffee shop that opened near where I lived. it was nothing fancy, just a little mom and pop’s place. For the first couple of week for their “Grand Opening” they gave out free drinks. I would go in every morning for a week, dressed in cargo shorts a Hawaiian shirt sandals and a top hat. I would ask for the largest cup they had, and in it I would request a mocha that had 16 shots of espresso and a shot of mint. Then I just stopped going in for 2 years. I went back once and they looked at me in confusion and asked if the time had come…