This series of texts about a dad and his “spite cow” is an absolutely hilarious wild ride! It starts with the daughter casually mentioning that her dad bought her a house because he accidently shot her in the face. And it just keeps escalating from there, haha wtf!?! Buckle up:
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So many questions. With what did the father shoot the narrator? How in the Nine Bazing Hells did he miss a ground hog in a yard? I can shoot a moving target the size of a groundhog at 50 yards easy and I don’t get to practice often. Another question. How did the father miss a target on the ground, (I assume the ground for that is where you find grounhogs) and hit the narrator in the face wich is will assume is more than four feet off the ground.
Ricochet, likely off a rock he didn’t see.