This guide to exploring abandoned churches is super creepy! This is some really good advice though if you’re into not being haunted or dying, lol:
Have you ever explored an abandoned church? Got any more tips to add? Let us know in the comments below!
1. Like tons of racoon feces
2. Bring yourself and lie 11 disciples at most.
3. That water will become wine, so why bring expensive wine with you when water will do?
4. OMGs, sleep in the pew, so much more comfortable and you just have to sleep through whispering, no biggie.
5. You’re probable just in a catholic church, don’t worry about it, lol.
6. This one means you ate the mushrooms outside, the moisture erased all the ink in the bibles, then by the time you confess the mushrooms kick in and you see text that’s not there, just ride the flow, it’s going to be okay.
7. Okay, you already confessed, do I really have to explain the wild mushrooms again?
8. Don’t look at any cross for too long, it’s a horrific symbol of torture, and again, mushrooms are messing with your memory and you thought it was somewhere else.
9. If they’re praying at the altar of an abandoned church they’re probably a deranged killer, get away from them now!
10. If you’re in the basement and the organ begins to play, you probably knocked something over.
11. If it plays while you’re in the sanctuary… yeah I don’t know what that it, but you probably knocked something over.
12. Take whatever, nobody cares, if you lost something, forget it, it’s probably under rotten wood than will give you an infection if you go after it and cut yourself.
13. Don’t trust the number 13 to be number 13.
13. If you find a rosary, don’t put it on, it’s probably covered in mold and is disgusting.
14. The water is holy as it ever way, it’s also full of bacteria and viruses no doubt, don’t drink it, to splash on your friends, you’ll get sick.
15. Drink the wine if you want to know what rotten wine tastes like. (It tastes like bad vinegar.)
16. Don’t get separated from your friend, they will mess with you as soon as they realize you’re not with them.
17. If you stay the night, sleep in, it’s probably cold in the morning and you probably came out in the summer at night so it was late and you need your rest.
18. If you look back and the church isn’t there, look the other way, or stop eating wild mushrooms.
19. Always, ALWAYS go twice, you may have missed something or left something behind you might want to get.