LOL! Etsy seller The Society Dice Shop makes these hilarious Critical Failure F*CK D20’s for Dungeons & Dragons or any tabletop game! The dice come in gold, silver, bronze, copper, iron, black, rainbow and more. Here’s more info about them:
“The perfect 25mm metal D20 for slaying princess, saving dragons, and trying desperately to seduce your way out of trouble! Prevent table flipping and provide much needed levity after rolling your third critical failure in a row.*
*Tables may still be flipped. Side effects may also include uncontrollable laughter, screaming, in-game death, GM frustration, GM retaliation, Zone of Truth, & social stigma.”
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