LOL! Lili Saintcrow tweeted this hilarious conversation between Dracula and an 1800s retail employee working in a Sears department store. This thread was inspired by the realization that when Bram Stoker wrote Dracula, there was a Sears open in the US and jeans existed. Now I can’t stop picturing vampires in denim capes and Dracula in assless chaps, haha:

Source: Lili Saintcrow

(via: Selene Kallan – Writer)