YASSSSS! Bask in the glory of these funny quotes from the Golden Girls: ❤️

“You know, in the South, we mature faster. I think it’s the heat.” -Blanche
“I think it’s the gin.” -Dorothy

“Mmm. If this sauce was a person, I’d get naked and make love to it. God, I love you.” -Sophia

“Wait a minute, wait a minute. Leg warmers?” -Dorothy
“You need to keep you thighs warm. What are you using now?”
“Friction. That’s why we’re here.” -Dorothy

“I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple.” -Blanche
“Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.” -Sophia

“Can I ask a dumb question?” -Rose
“Better than anyone I know.” -Dorothy

“Rose, what was your first impression of me?” -Blanche
“I thought you wore too much makeup and were a slut.” -Rose

“Ma, I do not snore!” -Dorothy
“Please, I had to turn you away from the windows so you wouldn’t inhale the drapes!” -Sophia

“Why don’t I just wear a sign that says, “too ugly to live”?” -Dorothy

“Here we are in the middle of a crisis and there’s no cheesecake.” -Blanche

“I’m depressed, I need a cookie.” -Sophia

“Isn’t it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?” -Blanche

“I don’t really mind Clayton bein’ homosexual, I just don’t like him datin’ men.” -Blance
“You haven’t really grasped the concept of this gay thing yet, have you?” -Dorothy
“There must be homosexuals who date women?” -Blance
“Yeah, they’re called lesbians.” -Sophia

“I’ve spent the best years of my life trying to give you a sense of moral responsibly!” -Sophia
“Ma, what were you doing in my purse?” -Dorothy
“Stealing.” -Sophia

“Mel and I were meant to be together.” -Blanche
“I wish I could say the same for your thighs.” – Sophia

(via: Geek Girls)

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