LOL! probablyvampirerpgideas started this awesome thread about a vampire character who’s lived through many eras and is constantly mixing up grammatical habits and lingo from different times like this:
“Talk to the hand, as thou art a most notable coward, BOOYAH!”
“To tweet, or not to tweet: that is like totally the question.”
“So like, thou art a basic bitch, ye fat guts”
Source: probablyvampirerpgideas