This handy “Should You Catcall Her?” flowchart by Shea Strauss for Playboy is here to help you determine whether or not you should yell out comments of a sexual nature at passing women. It’s both funny and true, but luckily most of you won’t need this because of common sense!

A young lady walks by, who you find sexually attractive. You’re probably not clever enough to come up with an original thought, so the only remaining option is to yell out at her, like you are not a smart person. Should you do it?

Source: Shea Strauss for Playboy