LOL! Humans (space orcs) are basically Steve Irwin meets Gonzo the Great from the Muppets at this point. So of course certain species of aliens would have rules for dealing with humans! Here they are:

Basically, humans are like the Fair Folk to some aliens and half of them are scared to death and the others are like alien teenagers who are like “I dare you to ask a human to take you to Earth”.

Source: radioactivepeasant

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