LOL! As always, history does not disappoint! Ea-nasir, who is now also an internet legend, was dodgy businessman from 4000 years ago. According to the ancient Babylonian stone tablet hate mail he kept for some reason, he was a total crook who ripped people off in so many different ways. This one is written in Akkadian cuneiform, and is considered to be the oldest known written complaint:
(via: r/tumblr)
