This is a fun little post about if aliens took everything too seriously. This reminds me of Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy who doesn’t understand metaphors:
“His people are completely literal. Metaphors are gonna go over his head.” -Rocket Raccoon
“Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.” -Drax
“You’ve got to try this shit, it’s the dogs bollocks”
Alien: that’s it, ive had it. We need a new human. Last week he had someone cut Rexs testicles off now he’s cooking them in feces.