LOL! This is an amusing post about other adult superheroes wanting to adopt teenage Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man:
Adopting Peter Parker
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Peter Parker almost certainly knows that no one stole anything from Rosalind Franklin (who contributed to the discovery of the structure of DNA, not the actual discovery of DNA).
The two jerk-offs who took her work (and others) and gave no attribution certainly did steal something from her. It was years before anyone realized Watson and Crick didn’t actually do any work on DNA other than take other people’s work and publish it as their own. The Nobel people need to look at who did the actual work on that.
“Peter just has such strong criminal vibes” hits it so on the head, let’s not forget he canonically got arrested, with a grand enough charge he got sent to the same prison as the Kingpin just so Peter Parker could beat the life out of him, picked that big boy up by his chest skin and filled his lungs with webbing. Peter is an absolute crash out, he’d have probably become a felon, maybe even a goon if he had not had his powers and everything else played out with uncle Ben’s death.