LOL! It’s true that Shrek makes infinitely more sense if you ascribe to the theory that everyone is a PC in an RPG like Dungeons & Dragons:
Shrek is an RPG
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Puss is a tiny Tabaxi, obvs.
Correction: donkey is a druid who got stuck in wild shape and THEN became said bard