LOL! There is definitely a noticeable gap in the Greek Gods’ understanding of mortal children. These amusing little conversations between the Gods and Goddesses prove that point:
The Greek Gods’ Understanding of Mortal Children
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Aphrodite: “Oh my us… What happens if they don’t get enough?”
Fixed it
Or “Oh my Titans” if she wants to throw a separate group into the mix.
Is this the new Rick Riodan book? 🤣
I love the idea that Artemis actually gets mortals in ways that the other gods don’t. And I put it to you all that at least three others would as well:
Hestia, goddess of the hearth and family
Hera, goddess of childbirth and marriage
Gaia, aka Mother Earth