This is a great Dungeons & Dragons story about an NPC werewolf that a DM created to be a major villain in their campaign. This story was posted in response to the question, “D&D players, what have been some of your favourite moments in a campaign?” Anyway, lets just say things didn’t go as planned, you gotta love clever players:
Source: nikoberg
This is an actual exchange from two players in a game I played in college; our whole party had started fighting each other because of internal tension. One guy was playing a rogue/thief sort of character, and another guy was playing a guy who’d been turned into a dog. At some point, the dog had bit down on the thief’s wrist and wasn’t letting go.
THIEF (to DM}: Okay – the dog’s mouth is on my wrist, yeah? So then I pour my vial of poison across that wrist – because then some of it will go into the dog’s mouth and may hurt him.
DOG (to thief): Hey, that’s GOOD! Even if I die, I appreciate that!