LOL! mushroomates wrote this amusing The Lord of the Rings fan fic about the fellowship eating at fancy restaurants in middle-earth:
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The Fellowship of the Ring at Fancy Restaurants
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Gandalf wins this one 😁
Faramir: Treats the server like a fellow noble; tips excellently. Knows which items on the menu are the largest struggle to make and never orders them unless they are ABSOLUTELY worth it. Never orders anything flambe.
Eowyn: Only eats out if invited. Usually gets the simplest thing on the menu; has no taste for fancy dishes.
Bilbo: Knows every chef’s specialty and usually orders it. A great favorite of the staff. Tips extra if he sees the server being harassed by a stuck-up customer.
Galadriel: Somehow both the most down-to-earth customer/dinner guest you could ask for, and the one who gets the celebrity treatment from the servers.
Denethor:
… gets asked to leave.
LOL, I wrote “redacted”, and the site actually redacted it.