We love the “humans are space orcs” posts. This one is about how aliens wouldn’t understand human food, especially the concepts of fine dining and junk food. I mean we do have some pretty weird eating rituals and humans will eat some pretty disgusting things. So here is a little Space Australia fan fic of two aliens discussing what human Brad told them about human food:
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So what so you think? Would aliens really think our food was weird and disgusting? I guess it depends what the aliens are eating, lol! Leave a comment with your thoughts below.
These are so fucking stupid.
then stop reading them. You left several of these comments. So you clicked on several of these just to whine.
Now imagining having to explain hot sauce to them. Especially the stuff that’s so hot you can literally hospitalize yourself with it.
Yeah like, there is this plant, that makes chemicals so animals and insects don’t eat it, well we put that shit on everything!
Just imagine how other races would react to the discovery of cheese!
“So you take the fatty sweat of an animal and put toxic bacteria in it to cause it to plasticise? And then you add other toxic bacteria and fungus, then leave that plasticised sweat to rot for many lunar orbits. Occasionally you will add microscopic arthropods to consume much of the product themselves because you find the excrement of these mites to be tasty? A very expensive brand of this ‘cheese’ may even contain the larvae of flying arthropods!?”
” Well when you put it like that it sounds gross, but believe me, it’s one of the best things you will ever eat! “