Yes, you read that right, America really has massive cheese caves hundreds of feet below ground in Missouri. They store stockpiles of government-owned cheese comprising the country’s 1.4 billion pounds of surplus cheese. For some reason the government decided it would be a great idea to subsidize the overproduction of cheese for literal decades. They have too much to even give away through “government cheese” programs. So it just sits there. Billions of pounds of cheese. The US is a crazy place.
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Why raid area 51 when you could raid the cheese caves instead?
I’ve been through Germany and France and Spain and England.
Best cheese I’ve ever had is from Vermont. Cabot makes the greatest extra sharp cheddar, but their sharp horseradish cheddar is to die for.
So, fun fact, many years ago when I was a truck driver I got to go to the caves in Kansas City, Mo. and Springfield, Mo. to pick up loads. Not long after, I saw a sticker for “InfoWars.com” on a stop sign outside a truck stop (the first time I’d heard of them).
Being curious, I visited the site and the first thing I saw was an “interview” with some poor, hapless driver outside the Springfield Underground. The “interviewer” was trying to get the driver (who was waiting his turn to go in and didn’t seem to thrilled with this dude bothering him) to talk about “the secret food tunnels from Springfield to Washington, D.C.”
Y’all, the Mississippi River and Appalachian Mountains are both between Missouri and D.C. The idea that somebody built a thousand-mile tunnel connecting the two cities, going over, under or though those obstacles, and without TONS of people knowing about it was all I needed to tell me InfoWars was batshit insane quackery.