LOL! This is one of the best Andy Dwyer and April Ludgate quotes from the tv show Parks and Recreation! I love them, they are couple goals: ❤️

Here’s the full Parks and Recreation quote:

Andy: “What are we doing? We didn’t get a single thing that Ben told us to.”
April: “Sure we did. We got the Marshmallow Shooter.”
Andy: “I don’t think that’s on the list.”
April: “But I want it.”
Andy: “I want it too. But I also kinda want my own fork. Just because you eat really slow, which is cute, but also super-annoying.”
April: “Fine.”
Andy: “What? What’s wrong?”
April: “Nothing. It’s just adults are boring. And I hate them, and I don’t want to buy all this stupid boring adult stuff and become boring adults.”
Andy: “Hey, listen to me. Yes, we’re gonna get a dish rack and shower curtains and a cutting board, but if you think for one second I’m not also going to get that Marshmallow Shooter so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you’re asleep, then you’re the dumbest woman I know.”
April: “You’re gonna make me cry.”

And here’s a .gif with a relatable sentiment:

Also the quote is a meme with other characters saying it, Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn is my fav: