justnoodlefishthings posted this hilarious and super scientific take on dinosaur poop. Basically they compare poop sizes from modern elephants to that of an argentinosaurus, which is the largest known land animal of all time. Then they do some legit calculations to find out if a dinosaur pooped on you if it would kill you. The math checks out:

Source: justnoodlefishthings

So there’s you answer! Seems like if a dinosaur pooped on you the initial blast wouldn’t kill you, but you’d probably still suffocate and die. Well… shit. I’m gonna need Mythbusters to tackle this one, haha!