These Giles quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer are just delightful. Rupert Giles was of course the Watcher, mentor and father figure of Slayer Buffy Summers. He was also the librarian of Sunnydale High School and an occult expert. The character is portrayed by Anthony Stewart Head. Here is the funny little collection of quotes said by, and about Giles:

We’re going to have to create a door.
Create a door? You can do that?
I can.

What the hell is it?
It appears to be paranormal in origin.
How can you tell?
Well, it’s so shiny.

Whenever Giles sends me on a mission, he always says “please”. And afterwards, I get a cookie.

Buffy, I’m not even convinced that this is genuine mind reading.
When I walked in a few seconds ago you thought; “Look at her shoes. If a fashion magazine told her to, she’d wear cats strapped to her feet”.

Dear god, Buffy, there’s only so much I can take. We’re going to have to change the system. A fourteen-year-old’s too old to be babysat and it’s not fair on her.
What did she make you do?
Well, we listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance. Then we ate cookie dough and talked about boys.

Look like Giles has some schooling to do.
Yes, I must admit, I am intrigued! Werewolves, it’s a classic! I’m sure my books and I are in for a fascinating afternoon!
He needs to get a pet.

There are some things I can just smell. It’s like a sixth sense.
No, actually, that would be one of the five.

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