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Harry Potter Pickup Lines

   November 11, 2021  1 Comment

LOL! Use these geeky and super inappropriate Harry Potter pickup lines at your own risk:

Harry Potter Pickup Lines
If I opened my Gryffindor, would you Slytherin?
Harry Potter Pickup Lines
Your name must be Severus Severus, because you’re making my prince full blood.
Harry Potter Pickup Lines
Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready?
Harry Potter Pickup Lines
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.
Harry Potter Pickup Lines
I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
Harry Potter Pickup Lines
Do you want to go to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.

Harry Potter Pickup Lines
I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think could still visit your restricted section tonight?
Harry Potter Pickup Lines
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.
Harry Potter Pickup Lines
Do you mind if I Apparate into your pants?
Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
Care to go for a ride on my Firebolt?

(via: Geek Girls)

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