LOL! You know we love humans are space orcs posts and these human “facts” are just great! So for today in humans are terrifying space orcs news:
(via: Geek Girls)
Humans are Space Orcs – Facts
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Not more of this horseshit. Lots of animals can still function when wounded and eventually heal, so many animals have teeth and bacteria, that’s just being able to hear, only idiots do that routinely and can get deadly cancers, lots of animals can lose a limb and recover, all animals can vomit and shit when sick, and tons and tons of humans never need braces.
Obviously this comment is from one of those hideous creatures that live on a class omega death planet BY CHOICE!
Lots of EARTH animals, who all share a common ancestor with the Humans
“All animals can vomit and shit when sick”… Noo??
There are many animals that can’t vomit and even a few that can’t shit ever.
(Also some that shit but it is like a horrible painful process)
FUN FACT: The human will often engage in a form of insincere communication known as a “joke”.
(Also, rodents, rabbits, and horses, among others, can’t puke, and frogs and sharks can only do it by everting their entire stomach. Lots of animals can’t hear, at least not the same way humans do or not well enough to track anything, such as snakes, squid, and mole rats. Black people don’t all enjoy watermelon and gay people don’t all know how to do interior decorating either, but stupid white/straight people think they do, which is the point of the joke.)