Today’s “humans are space orcs” post is about aliens being confused about how humans are into “good pain”. Even little things like picking scabs, popping joints, or working out until your whole body is sore is very confusing to aliens. But there’s so much more:
People willingly getting into fights and roller coasters could be weird to explain too
“What a horrifying way you humans have to train for space travel!”
“What? Dude that’s not a training thing”
“Is this not an abstract centrifugal device?”
“I mean, technically, I guess. But its not used for g-force training, just for fun”
“This is.. Fun?”
“Yeah here ride this one with me ill show you”
“WHERE ARE THE STRAPHOLDS??? SHOULD WE NOT BE WEARING HELMENTS??? WAIT, DO NOT START THE “RIDE” MY SPOT HAD NO SAFTY EQUIPMENT IN PLACE!!“ que horrified alien sounds
Adventure sports!!
“Why are you planning on jumping off a waterfall? Is that some sort of ritual?”
“No I just enjoy falling from a great height and screaming throughout”
“Why do you want to attach yourself to a rope and plummet to your death? YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT CAN HURT??WHAT IF THE ROPE SNAPS??”
“Nah mate that’s the thrill”
alien and human in aircraft
Human: Won’t it be wild if we jump off this aircraft?
Alien: That sounds horrifying why would yo-human drags alien overboard much screaming
“You want to race down this extreme incline with flat sticks attached to your feet?”
Alien: backs away slowly Don’t do it Kevin.
Maybe this is why nobody bothers invading us
We’ll kill ourselves for fun
An alien walks into a human bar.
Sees a human playing the “knife game” (where u stab the table between your fingers really quickly) singing that little song that goes with it that sounds like a horrifying children’s rhyme.
