For todays “humans are weird” or “humans are space orcs” content we have a post by ashm12351 about how insane humans are that they torture themselves for fun:
Imagine taking your alien friend to your local (adult) Dungeon. Some of that stuff horrifies other humans, so it’s likely to traumatize your new friend.
“Human, I’ve just been told the war is over. Your people have demanded your release, so your rescue party will be here in an hour.”
“Okay, so… one more go on the whirly upside-down thing?”
“…”
Cut to the interrogator and a member of the ally race waiting patiently while the human whirls around.
“I dunno what to tell you, she just keeps wanting another go.”
“I feel you man.”
Imagine taking your alien friend to your local (adult) Dungeon. Some of that stuff horrifies other humans, so it’s likely to traumatize your new friend.
“Human, I’ve just been told the war is over. Your people have demanded your release, so your rescue party will be here in an hour.”
“Okay, so… one more go on the whirly upside-down thing?”
“…”
Cut to the interrogator and a member of the ally race waiting patiently while the human whirls around.
“I dunno what to tell you, she just keeps wanting another go.”
“I feel you man.”