LOL! Oliver Clegg tweeted these hilarious bible stories if they played out in Dungeons & Dragons, and honestly it makes a lot more sense this way:
Source: Oliver Clegg
(via: Geek Girls)
If the Bible Was Dungeons & Dragons
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DM: This guy is a literal giant who can crush you in one hit. You’re unarmored and armed with a sling. Please turn back.
DAVID: What if I aim for the head? If I hit him in the middle of the forehead he’ll be knocked out, right?
DM: I mean, proabably, yes, but you aren’t going to-
DAVID: *Rolls a Nat 20*
DM: …you have to be kidding me.