These insane and just plain wrong things kids were taught in sex ed are funny on the surface but actually deeply disappointing and in some cases dangerous. Our education systems have failed these people miserably. I mean how long did they go through life before figuring things out and also living with shame and guilt about sex. This post goes hand in hand with the People Who Failed Miserably at the Female Anatomy post. Many of them were probably taught things like this, so no wonder they failed:
Well this is highly unlikely:
This teacher failed:
Well this is awkward:
Thanks Jesus, lol:
100% chance you won’t, 100% chance you will. “60% of the time, it works every time.”:
Sounds legit:
Wait, what?
What. The. F*ck. Now that’s insane sex ed.
Christianity, always looking out for women:
I would like to hear more about this mountain climbing sex please. Interesting.
BOOM pregnant.
BOOM pregnant again.
Yikes. Just… yikes.
Wait, women exist in real life!?! lol
*FACEPALM* The sexism is strong with this one:
It’s just science.
“I always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be.” -John Mulaney
(via: Cheezburger)
What insane things were you taught in sex ed class? Leave a comment below!
– That by wearing a bikini we were exposing our wombs, which would sexually excite men with our sacred, sacred place on our bodies.
– That we shouldn’t even wear bikinis around our brothers for the same reason (I was in 7th grade, and this prompted an “EEEEEWWWWWW” from the class)
– That birth control gave you breast cancer
– That AIDS was God’s punishment to mankind for promiscuity, and if we could just keep it in our damn pants, God would get rid of AIDS
– That God called on women who’d die if they didn’t get an abortion to die for their child, even if it wasn’t viable, because God wants those women to be like Jesus, dying for us
– Right before we were about to go to our first high school dance: “Don’t start the music if you don’t want the jack-in-the-box to come up” (The music was us grinding on a boy, and the jack-in-the-box was that boy’s penis)
There’s probably a lot more that I blocked out, honestly