LOL! I don’t know many bible passages, but this one is my new fav! This bible story is when instead of telling women to dress modestly, Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by plucking their own eyes out. PREACH! Remember that next time someone says “What would Jesus do?”. Here is the full quote:

Matthew 18:9 – And if your eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life with one eye than with two eyes to be thrown into the hell of fire.

(via: iFunny)