LOL! I find your lack of faith disturbing. This Star Wars post about the dude who Darth Vader force choked (Admiral Conan Antonio Motti) for saying, “Don’t try to frighten us with your sorcerer’s ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels’ hidden fort…” is quite amusing. It’s about how OG Vader was basically space Rasputin:
