LOL! Here is Quark from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine asking Odo the hard hitting questions on the morality of crime. While this is a joke, I do think these are things Quark would ponder. Or perhaps he wouldn’t have to ponder them because all the answers are in the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition. Anyway, here is the silly Quark from DS9 meme:
Source: CassandraAtTanagra