LOL! This thread started by sepulchritude about a Roomba in space armed with a knife perfectly illustrates how aliens would probably finds humans in space super weird. But this is pretty much exactly what would happen if humans were an intergalactic species:
Source: sepulchritude
(via: Geek Girls)
Are you proud of Stabby? Do you want to add more knives? Let us know in the comments below!
You do not need the alien. This roommate will be just as inexplicable to other humans.
As a former military member, I disagree. Stabby is the envy of other ships, and the pride of the ship whose unprotected ankles he stalks. I love the idea of Stabby, because I can see this really happening.
Stabby is the stuff of Legends. The Pride of the Fleet.
Despite sticking his leg out, lieutenant McDonald has never been stabbed in the eighteen months he’s been on board, and he knows he’ll never be accepted by his fellow officers until he is.