Tag: stories
Onion the Cat Story
D’aww! jeeyonardo dicaprio 심지연 tweeted this amusing story about her cat, Onion. Her Twitter feed is filled with super cute pics of Onion if you…
Golf Course Alligator Job
This is an amusing story about a crazy job manually removing aquatic plants from golf course ponds. Job description: Golf Course Alligator. Source
The Lion King Thread
LOL! This is quite an accurate and amusing thread about The Lion King… and so on… Source (via: Premium Internet Curation)
The Funniest and Stupidest Things People Did in 2023
LOL! This is an amusing twitter thread in response to the question asked by @rachelmillman, “Alright. We’re wrapping up the year. It is now tradition:…
Guy Got Scurvy in This Day and Age
LOL! This poor guy managed to get scurvy in this day and age by eating nothing but fries and meatballs for half a year. If…
The Chosen One But Opposite
LOL! It’s that stupid “chosen one” trope, but the opposite. This is the story of a Chinese dude who goes to Finland and becomes the…
Hanging Things on Walls
For the people who are paranoid about hanging things and putting holes in walls: don’t be. Put up posters. Shelving if you need it. Have…
Ernest Hemingway Approved
Today I learned that F. Scott Fitzgerald’s dick is Ernest Hemingway approved. Fitzgerald asked Hemingway to look at his penis to see if it was…
Alien Bugs Not Understand Human Death
This is actually a really heart wrenching story about the first time an alien has one of their human friends die. Alien bugs just do…
The Yammening
LOL! The Yammening is upon you. @boople__snoot tweeted this hilarious story about how she pranked the Walmart customer service desk every week for nearly 2…