Tag: stories
Guy Got Scurvy in This Day and Age
LOL! This poor guy managed to get scurvy in this day and age by eating nothing but fries and meatballs for half a year. If…
The Chosen One But Opposite
LOL! It’s that stupid “chosen one” trope, but the opposite. This is the story of a Chinese dude who goes to Finland and becomes the…
Hanging Things on Walls
For the people who are paranoid about hanging things and putting holes in walls: don’t be. Put up posters. Shelving if you need it. Have…
Ernest Hemingway Approved
Today I learned that F. Scott Fitzgerald’s dick is Ernest Hemingway approved. Fitzgerald asked Hemingway to look at his penis to see if it was…
Alien Bugs Not Understand Human Death
This is actually a really heart wrenching story about the first time an alien has one of their human friends die. Alien bugs just do…
The Yammening
LOL! The Yammening is upon you. @boople__snoot tweeted this hilarious story about how she pranked the Walmart customer service desk every week for nearly 2…
Housework and Sexism
This post about housework and sexism is just sad. Now obviously it’s not every family, but we have all seen this somewhere. Women and girls…
Creepy Dude on a Train Story
Marilia Savvides tweeted this story about dealing with a creepy dude on a train who was harassing two young girls. This is a great example…
100-Year-Old Sea Turtle Story
This is a cute little story from a lab technician at an aquarium about working with Myrtle, a 100-year-old sea turtle. She keeps trying to…
Teacher Stories
timemachineyeah posted this wonderful thread telling stories about their grade school teacher Mr. Robinson. He sounds like an absolutely amazing teacher that would make kids…









