Won’t somebody please think of the children!?! LOL! These highly sarcastic tweets are in response to the ridiculous backlash against the lesbian kiss in the Buzz Lightyear movie and all the idiots who thought it would turn their children gay. Bigoted conservative Americans are very upset that Disney would dare show a brief kiss between two married women. One theatre in Oklahoma even put up a laughable warning sign and vowed to fast forward the “disturbing” scene. Even though every single Disney movie in existence features straight couples front and center, apparently it’s some kind of horrible indoctrination to show a happily married same-sex couple. So anyway, Tim Sniffen shared this hilarious thread about his *horrifying* experience at the Lightyear movie. (And yes, this is parody. It’s sad that I have to specify this, but you know, we’re living in Poe’s law these days.)

Source: Tim Sniffen

So did the Lightyear movie turn you children gay? Did Disney take them to the Pride Re-education Compound? Let us know your horrifying experiences in the comments below!

(Disclaimer: This post was 100% sarcastic parody. This site is LGBTQ+ friendly. We will not tolerate any hate speech, discrimination or bigotry in the comments below. Thank you.)