LOL! These fan written lyrics for the song Jolene by Dolly Parton are glorious! It’s “Jolene”, but the description of her gets more and more disturbing as you realize Jolene is an eldritch horror:
(via: Zame Nunes)
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Dolly Parton Interview Quotes
Singer, songwriter, actress, style icon, and philanthropist Dolly Parton is a national treasure. 
In addition to selling over 100 million albums, acting and producing films and tv shows, Dolly Parton is also a quick-witted spitfire as you can see by these interview quotes from throughout her iconic career: {{CODE1}}…
I’ve got you here inside of me / your fever just won’t leave me be / You really are the death of me Jolene.
Men rend their flesh and blind their eyes,
And praise your name in shrieking cries,
As you blot out the burning skies, Jolene
There never was a hope, at all
To escape your fatal call
We kneel before you, awestruck all, Jolene
We murmur prayers, eyes downcast
And hope to be devoured last
The day that you shall break your fast, Jolene