LOL! These fan written lyrics for the song Jolene by Dolly Parton are glorious! It’s “Jolene”, but the description of her gets more and more disturbing as you realize Jolene is an eldritch horror:
(via: Zame Nunes)
The Eldritch One, Jolene
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I’ve got you here inside of me / your fever just won’t leave me be / You really are the death of me Jolene.
Men rend their flesh and blind their eyes,
And praise your name in shrieking cries,
As you blot out the burning skies, Jolene
There never was a hope, at all
To escape your fatal call
We kneel before you, awestruck all, Jolene
We murmur prayers, eyes downcast
And hope to be devoured last
The day that you shall break your fast, Jolene