LOL! Tumblr user caffeinatedflumadiddlebutpjo started this funny because it’s true thread about how the gods and demigods from Greek mythology were truly terrible parents. I mean Zeus was kinda a giant dick, lol. If you like this sort of thing check out their tumblr, there’s lots of little Greek god fan fics and jokes. Anyway, they wrote a bunch of funny little convos between the gods and their children:

Source: caffeinatedflumadiddlebutpjo

Which Greek god would you want as your parent? Leave a comment below!