The Ways These Pet Hamsters Died Is Morbidly Hilarious

semmilie_x posted this question to TikTok asking people “how ya’ll hamsters died cuz these bitches die from anything” and right now there’s almost 300 thousand replies from people saying all the different ways their pet hamsters died. Full disclosure, some of these are pretty dark and even though for the most part it’s just kids making stupid mistakes, please don’t even intentionally hurt animals. That being said, this is hilarious. I feel like an absolute dick for laughing as hard as I did at this but here we are. These poor little hamsters bastards don’t stand a chance, everything kills them:

The Ways These Pet Hamsters Died Is Morbidly Hilarious
The Ways These Pet Hamsters Died Is Morbidly Hilarious
The Ways These Pet Hamsters Died Is Morbidly Hilarious
The Ways These Pet Hamsters Died Is Morbidly Hilarious
The Ways These Pet Hamsters Died Is Morbidly Hilarious

The Ways These Pet Hamsters Died Is Morbidly Hilarious
The Ways These Pet Hamsters Died Is Morbidly Hilarious
The Ways These Pet Hamsters Died Is Morbidly Hilarious
The Ways These Pet Hamsters Died Is Morbidly Hilarious

The Ways These Pet Hamsters Died Is Morbidly Hilarious

Source: semmilie_x

(via: Chy Lopez)

RIP hamsters. So how did you hamster die? Leave a comment below!

216 thoughts on “The Ways These Pet Hamsters Died Is Morbidly Hilarious

  1. Mine jumped on its house in the cage. It did a backflip off the house repeatedly for 4 hours until it died

      1. I’m sorry but your an asshole if your laughing at these death, They all suffered very sad. Most of the deaths are stupidity, and Im sure if it was your dog or cat you wouldn’t be laughing think about that. I don’t care if you got something to say go ahead in lighten . Now that’s going to be something to laugh about.

          1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂

          2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAH 😂😂😂😂

        1. Lauren if you were a hamster I wouldn’t hesitate to vacuum you up

          Kys you old hag

  2. My friend (his name was jordan)had an hamster that died 😭. It died because he jumped out of the window, then got squashed by a car💀. there was nothing to bury so we bury its snacks🤣🤣🤣

  3. My sister had a hamster when I was like, 7 or 8. Our two friends came over once and we were playing with her, although our friends were being really rough and doing shit like rolling her down the stairs in her ball. During all that madness she ended up rolling in her ball under a pile of stuffed animals without us noticing and she suffocated there. It took us a few days until we finally found her.

  4. My hamsters cage was open when I was at school and the cat climbed up into the cage the hamster got out but the cat was in the cage chilling but anyways the hamster ran out the dog door and turns out on the camera a bird took it and dropped it 😃💀

      1. your grandma was a nice woman i used to break into her house every christmas eve and force feed her rat poison whilst she screamed in agony she shat in to my hands sometimes

  5. I stepped on my friends hamster and thought I killed it so I piked it up and threw it out a 3 story window… it was still alive and it screeched while falling. (my friend doesn’t know to this day)

  6. we have had five hamsters some died tragically the others did not
    my sister’s hamsters:
    Peanut got squished when my dog pushed the dresser over her
    Becky starved
    Buttercup got hamster diabetes
    Trixie died a few days after we gave her away bc we moved

    my hamster:
    Celestia died of old age while we were on vacation and was being eaten by ants when we found her.

  7. my hamster was hibernating and my sister woke it up with a hammer it screeched then ran and jumped out the window into the snow and landed on the electricle fence

  8. One of my hamsters gave birth to 3 little ones. A couple of days after they were born, they went missing. I thought the mother ate the babies, so I was super sad. I looked everywhere for them, but I could not find them. Fast forward about a week later, I just found them in the crate with their mother. I really don’t know what they got into,, because 2/3 of them died before they reached 1. The other one lived a happy 5 years tho.

  9. My friend left her hamster in a barbie car and we went downstairs to get a snack because we thought it couldn’t get out but when we came back he was gone. He lived in the wall behind the toilet for three years.

  10. we were watching stranger things on netflix and when vecna started making weird noises the hamster jumped from her cage and got eaten by our family cat

  11. My friends brothers hamster died because he yeeted the hamster across the room. I just remembered that and I died laughing.

  12. i was masturbating and i didn’t realize the hamster was there and he bit my coochie. i clenched so hard and killed him of the pressure.

    1. i was eating my hamster for dinner and then my cat disited that she wanted some and scratched my face i grabbed a fly swatter and tried to hit them ( my cat is non binary bisexual pansexual omnisxual naked rat trans women but he identifies as a man) but i hit the cieling fan instead ( I was also eating that) and hit hit my hamstser and her kidney erupted it was pretty sad.

    2. I think this happened to me last night but I’m not entirely sure if it was a hamster or………………… *winks cutely*

  13. I left the cage open then in the middle of the night, he left the cage to walk, then on his way back, he jumped upstairs balcony of my house. We found him right nest to couch. He could have landed on the couch.

  14. i met up with my sneaky link and we was doing coke and the hamster into the bag of coke then we accidently fucked over his dead body

  15. my friend’s cat reached into its cage and held it to the bars and strangled it. i went to his house and we found it dead.

  16. I was playing with my hamster and the next day I came in and it had a tumer on its ear. The next day it jumped onto the stove. What do you call fried hamster with a side of gross tumer?

  17. My hamster died because I looked at him straight in his tiny little beady eyes and said sup… it died on the spot. RIP Pepper

  18. My hamster died because I looked at him straight in his tiny little beady eyes and said sup… he died from a heart attack on the spot RIP Pepper 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  19. My hamster’s cage was left opened when I was at work and my little sister came into my room and grabbed the hamster and though it was food so she threw it in the sink and turned on the garbage disposal. I found blood in my sink so I asked her what happened because she was left home alone and so she said it was food with red jam in it and I believed her for 20 years. She finally came clean this week about what happened and I blocked her on everything. My 16 year old self was crying every day. R.I.P. Twinkle, 1999-2002. A soul that will live on forever.

  20. my friend had a hampster named dobby. We were playing with him, and when my friend left for a second she left him on the counter. I didn’t see he walked on my plate and I microwaved him. I took my plate out and saw he died.

  21. my hamster came in the bathroom while i was in the shower then when i finished i put one leg in the ground and i squished its little body there was blood every where

  22. When my mom was little, and her mom was at work, her sister and her were playing with the hamster and them my aunt was trying to take the hamster from my mom and my mom accidentally squeezed the eye balls out the hamster and they flushed it down the toilet after and there was blood all over the toilet RIP Cleo 😭💀

  23. I’ve had a lot of hammies. Most die peacefully and often in their sleep but a few really go out of their way to find tragedy
    One broke out of his bin and into another, older hamster’s bin apparently to mate, but she mauled him to death instead, then she ate all his organs.
    Turns out my boy did succeed because she was pregnant and having babies 2 1/2 weeks later

    Another one chewed and ate some duct tape and die of bowel blockage.

    I had a young one break out and land on top of my window seal where it found a way to escape out of the screen. I thought for sure it was dead but a full year later I found him under the front porch darting out of a hole and pouching some grass clippings, I left him alone and never saw him again

  24. 5 years ago I had a hamster named Maxwell. When I threw him in the air, he went into the fan and exploded.there was blood and guts everywhere

        1. Also my second hamster went skydiving with me (I had it in my pocket) when I pulled the chute it fell out and proceeded to free fall 4500-5000 feet, never saw it again

  25. Me and my friend were throwing bricks at a old tv he decided to throw his hamster at it(sick) it exploded on impact and broke the glass it was mangled and guts landed on my shoe…

  26. Our family went a month long trip to Dubai and left our hamster in its cage with a caretaker with him and the sitter left him for half of the trip for there own reasons and he broke out of his cage and we found him under the couch being eaten by spider and he just looked at us (STILL ALIVE) Threw up and died

  27. I had 2 hamster 3 years ago and we let them out of the cage to play and one managed to scale the stairs and jumped off at the top landed on one of the first steps and survived lived another 2 years happily the other one was picked up a bird we found him in our yard but only his upper body.

  28. My friend shoved a tnt firework up its ya know and made it run around and the the tnt and it imploded and his dog licked up the remains turns out it was his baby sisters hamster and she had no idea of this and he told her it ran away his little sister commited suicide the next week of deppression 🥱

  29. Me and my friend found a video on yt on how to make a small explosive and we did make it and my friend snuck it into my hamsters cage hammy ate it but nothing happend he pooped it out the next day and it randomly ignited killed him and burned half my house down because of the sawdust and felts in my room.

  30. Brought it to football practice had it in y pocket forgot about him and i was tackled by a 215 pound fat kid landed on ham ham broke his spine but ham ham survived and lived as a vegtible for the next 2 days before my baby sister ate him.

  31. We attached one of those cheap army guy parachute toys to him and threw him out of my friends 3 stoy window and he made it safley down when the diabetic stray cat came up and at him🛀

  32. Had my friend over and we decided to have our hamsters play together and my friends hamster started to do the deed with mine while we were outside for 4 hours and we found them both still going and then they both died from exhaustion while we watched

  33. me and my friend decided it would be funny to make him a firefighter and lit a small house on fire and got him to save a fake hamster, he survived but died a few days later after continuously coughing smoke up and he coughed up his lungs

  34. I had a hamster when I was about 10, it used to sleep in my pants pocket and was overall very chill, one time it chewed a hole in the pocket (my guess) and slid down my leg scratching me as it slid down. Startled, i shook my leg and it flew across the room, grazing the ceiling and falling on a bunk bed railing, snapping it’s spine, dying instantly.
    Out of fear of my parents i put it back in the cage, bent like a pretzel. Safe to say parents suspected a thing.

  35. i was skipping rocks with my hamster on a Florida lake when i accidentally picked him up and threw him into the lake. There was no use since the lake was infested with alligators. i straight up watched it get eaten in about 4 seconds by 2 alligators wrestling. rest easy, Posay 🙁

  36. It bit me and died the next day, I don’t know if biting me caused it though… But anyway I really hated that hamster so no loss.

  37. my girl accidentally mistakened her s3x toy with my hamster and she shoved it up her vagina 🙁 i seriously dont know if its still in there or not; she won’t tell me

      1. I agree; it’s best to keep your hamster safe than to let it be killed in such a tremendous horrible way. im sorry for your loss but maybe on ur next intercourse, you can search in her safe?

  38. my daughters had a pet hamster and they began to obsess over it. they couldnt stop talking about it and playing with it all day. they didnt want to go out nor do anything else with their lives but play with the hamster so i took it into my own hands instead of waiting for it to die; needless to say, i cooked it for dinner. I thought if it had to be gone one way, it could be a positive as their dinner. they actually really enjoyed the hamster and i told them it was just chicken since i had mixed it with rice. i cant wait to tell them this story when they’re in their teenage years 🙂

  39. So basically when I was about 11 or 12 I was just learning how to cook, I had sparky there with me for moral support when I looked away for a second and he jumped in the damn pan.. I didn’t notice he was there until after I was done cooking, I thought he was a weird piece of chicken.

  40. When I was 15 I took him on a camping trip with my family, my parents told me not to, my sister told me not to, even my grandma told me not to. But I didn’t listen, I should’ve, but I didn’t. I had him in my pocket when we were hiking up a mountain heading towards the camp grounds, he must’ve bite a hole through my shorts pocket or something since he fell out, biting my leg as he went. I screamed out of fear and kicked my leg so hard he went flying, of course I ran to get back my precious hamster, luckily he somehow survived, over the next 4 days of our trip I carefully nursed him back to health, deciding not to do things I really wanted to because my hamster needed me, I felt so bad. Once I thought we were safe I put him on the ground, since he was always pretty slow I wasn’t worried but suddenly he gained strength he never had before, running faster than I’d ever seen him move before, straight into a bush. Not a second later a raccoon came walking out said bush with my hamster in its mouth, RIP Jordan..

  41. On April 1st, 2022 (A.K.A. April Fools Today), my daughter and wife thought it would be a brilliant idea to spray-paint my poor hamster, Harold, to the color grey. They also painted the tail pink. If you don’t know where I’m going with this, they were trying to match the colors of a rat, and they succeeded. When I arrived home from work, they told me there was a rat in the house with rabies and killed my hamster. Being the dedicated, hard-working pet owner that I am, I was not going to let this slide. My mission was to kill that rat and make sure it does NOT rest easily. Mind you, this “rat” was ACTUALLY my hamster, but it was all part of their silly “prank” for April Fools. I found the “rat” in my office, and when I tell you I JUMPED that bitch, I JUMPED IT with full on TRIPLE-LAYERED PLATFORM SHOES. There was ketchup all over the floor and I was so proud. Now you must be wondering how I found out. Well, jumped into the room, screaming “APRIL FOOLS !!!” and laughed their butts off. I instantly realized what was happening and I will never be able to correctly explain the feeling and urge I had to jump both of them as I did the “rat”. The reason I felt the need to post this was to spread awareness on taking a “prank” TOO FAR. It can seriously cause trauma (in my case, it did), so please, with April Fools around the corner, I beg any of you reading this . . DO NOT CAUSE PTSD TO YOUR VICTIMS !!! 😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺😢😢😢😢😤😤😤🤬🤬🤬🤬

  42. I tried to take him on a picnic but a bird swooped down and took him… Sometimes I like to pretend he survived and is living some awesome wild hamster life getting all the hamster bitches

    1. oh my god? that happened to my great great great great great grandpa’s aunt’s turtle on it’s neck in it’s leg next year wtf!!

  43. My other hamster ate it. The PetSmart guy warned me not to put them together but I thought it would be fine, should’ve listened

  44. someone help; my hamster and i were sleeping and i woke up with her gone. . i searched around the bed and i find her dead on the floor. luckily, i have a surveillance camera in my room; so i concluded than i picked it up and threw it will full force across my room in my sleep. Yes, I was “sleep-walking” so please do not judge me! Hope he rests easy 🙁

    1. I seriously cannot believe for one second that you are saddened even though you are the cause of death. you have absolutely no excuse to do such evil acts and i demand you are brought to court immediately since we have all the proof here.

      1. @Alissa Ksdik . . . Who the hell would go to COURT for the death of a HAMSTER ?! It doesn’t matter if it was something horrible or not . . It’s a hamster which doesnt mean much. she can get another for under 30 dollars. stop trying to dramaticise the situation; she said it was in her sleep meaning it wasn’t on purpose so you need to calm down.

  45. i named my hamster ‘San Fran’ since thats where i got him . . when he passed due to old age, we threw him off of the golden gate bridge in san fran. my parents told me after i threw it that she was actually alive and currently drowning. seriously carried this trauma with me for so long and i still have it. please please do not take pranks to this extreme!

  46. My brother was going down a slide and a hamster that I was taking care of was sliding down with him and my cousin.

  47. My brother and cousin were going down the slide with my friends hamster who had gone down the slide before them, my cousin went down the slide, partially crushing the hamster, my brother did the same thing paralyzing the hamsters entire bottom half. that hamster didn’t live long after that.

  48. When I was little I had a hamster named Rocky. My dog got ahold of it a squeezed it so hard it’s eye popped out. But it was still attached. So We watched the eye shrivel up and fall off over the next few days. The dog got a hold of it again and finished the job.

  49. When my aunt and her husband went on a business trip, their dog stayed at my grandparents house. Just nice, I went there to see the death of Peanut II. I woke up early around 8 or 7AM, either way, I heard the screeches of peanut in the kitchen. And to my surprise I see the dog sniffing him in the corner. And he died of shock and pissed on the ground.

  50. When I went to school my younger sister apparently let my hamster out of its cage and stepped on him pretending she was super Mario . Rip Mr butterscotch

  51. i threw my friends hamster at the wall bc he bit me and then i put a piece of paper on his dead body so no one would find him

  52. I was sending a package and my hamster jumped into it without me noticing, and it was only by the time the UPS person threw it into the truck that we realized. #RELATABLE #RIP_JADEN #LONGLIVETHEQUEEN #WELIVEWELAUGHWELOVE #TOPTENCOOLESTHAMSTERDEATHS #DUMBWAYSTODIE

  53. As I was putting on my pad, my hamster quickly switched positions and I ended up putting the hamster up my ass. I then started to pee out blood on the hamster and he drank all of it but died of HIV and died a few days later. At least it was all clean and no mess was made. He also made me squirt so hard because he was screaming and trying to escape and I thought it was my rose toy.

  54. Well, it wasn’t my hamster but…when I was in high school, there was a crazy broad…well. one day this loony gal was all pissed because she was getting bullied and like I guess got turned down by a bunch of guys. And soooo that night she went home and butchered her hamster and put him in a zip lock baggie. She brought the zip lock sealed butchered hamster to school the next day, and proceeded to share with everyone. By share i mean she started throwing bits and pieces of the poor deceased bastard at other kids. She had serious issues man. I’m 32 now…this has haunted me for damn near two decades now.

  55. once i was like really young i was watching some kids thing on youtube. think fgtv or something like that with my hamster. he kept on biting me so in my 4 year old brain i tough putting him under my foot would be a good idead as some kind of ”time out”. he suffocated under my foot

  56. I have countless stories from multiple friends:

    1. My Cousin had two hamsters that decapitated each other in the middle of the night, nobody knows how it happened, but my uncle still has the fucking horrifying images.

    2. My friends mom packed his lunch bag for school, and (no body knows how) but the master climbed into the lunch bag, when my friend got to school, he threw his lunch bag in his cubby full force, and found a terrible surprise at snack time.

    3. My other friend had set up a fun obstacle course in their yard for the hamster to run around and play in. The hamster got lost in the obstacle course and died within seconds.

    4. My same friend (from story 3) who kept buying several hamsters (all of which had tragic deaths) had two hamsters that had a litter of babies, the mom then hate the father, all the babies, and then when my friend discovered the scene of the crime, the mom’s stomach exploded.

    5. Not my story, but a friend of a friend thinks they “flushed their hamster down the toilet, but still isn’t certain to this day” they went to take a piss in the middle of the night but didn’t turn on the light. When they tried flushing the toilet made a loud weird sound, and the next morning the hamster was nowhere to be found.

  57. The cat would sit on the hamster cage plotting a meal until the day that it threw up.into the cage. Hamster ate the cat puke then died.

    I stick to doggoes now

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