This Dude’s Contract to Carry on His Bloodline Is Crazy

OMG I’ve seen s a lot of crazy Facebook posts, but this one might just take the cake. This dude thought it was a good idea to post this extensive contract list of “requirements” and “rules” that a woman must follow to “procreate” with him to “carry on his bloodline”. On top of how messed up and presumptuous this whole thing is, I have serious questions about what happens if this hypothetical woman has a baby girl. Does he just reject her if he has another daughter? And also is he going to force his son to do all these things on his list even if he doesn’t want to? This whole this is beyond f*cked up and completely unhinged. I’m going to hope this is just some sort of epic fail attempt at trolling. Also I’m gonna guess his “bloodline” dies with this post anyway, LOL! Oh and last question – Why Is Every Word Capitalized?

Contract to Carry on His Bloodline Is Crazy

Contract to Carry on His Bloodline Is Crazy

(via: Geek Girls)

So ladies… any takers? Want to sign his contract to carry on this bloodline? 🤣 Let us know what you think in the comments below!

2 thoughts on “This Dude’s Contract to Carry on His Bloodline Is Crazy

  1. I’m just gonna say what I’ve seen written many places in response to dudes who think their, uh, genes are all that: Dick is cheap and plentiful.

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