LOL! If Satan opened up heck, a lighter version of hell, what kind of torture do you think would be in it? Like, it still sucks, but it’s not exactly fire and brimstone, hah. Check out these hilarious answers that people commented to this question:
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So what kind of torture do you think would be in heck? Let us know in the comments below!
I just thought this was middle age.
Sam, middle age is just the suburbs. When you get to retirement age, well, THAT is city center of Heck! lol
Life is Heck :O
You’re trying to go to the bathroom and everybody keeps coming in.
Including the cat. Oh, wait, that’s normal everyday life for cats that own people.
Sooooo we aren’t really alive? we are just in heck?
BOOM!!! And there you go– Kitten Anne just summed up this hysterical post with both laughter and tears. We are JUST IN HECK!!!
Sitting next to someone that eats loudly and with their mouth open.
No…wait that’s Hell.
That’s Heck, In Hell they also have BO and loud, very smelly, farts.
You have to explain the same instructions over and over again….simultaneously the person you are speaking to is talking over you…so you go back to explaining the same instructions over and over again.
So Heck is like a classroom?
So trying to explain anything to a man???
Sooo… trying to explain something to a woman?
You have a popcorn kernel stuck in your tooth and can never get it out.
And heck is fresh outta toothpicks and floss permanently
Stuck in an endless loop on voicemail.
Everyone you talk to announces their “pronouns” and asks for yours.
Sooo today times…
Yeeessssss
You eat nothing but fish for every meal, and every mouthful contains about a dozen tiny fish bones. You have to pull them out one by one.
Your plane never gets cleared to take off so you taxi forever
Doing arts and crafts and watching local news.
You realize the 9 hour flight you are about to board has 10 babies and 2 dogs on board.
You have to poop and rush to the bathroom and stub your pinky toe on the way only to sit there and the poop never comes to fruition. Eternal constipation.
Every time you dose off someone knocks on the door.
Everytime you go to dry off after a shower your towel is already wet when you grab it.
Everytime you put your shoes on there is a rock in it.
Every time you get out of bed you step on a Lego.
HR needs you to watch another video— about racism docrich11@gmail.com
The last page of every book you read is missing.
Yoir browser crashes right before you click send to every social post or comment.
Emails always show you added your attachment, but they never get to the recipient.
“Forgot password” resets only ever go to a random ex.
A piece of Lego randomly appears every night on your way to the bathroom. Never in the same place. Never at the same time.
Every pair of shoes you buy shrink to half a size too small overnight.
No matter where you park your freshly washed vehicle, pigeons will always find it.
The toilet paper roll is always empty and the replacements are on the other side of the room.
Your finger/hand slips off ever time you masturbate, right before orgasm
People are constantly saying supposably, irregardless, bomfire, etc.
Wait, people say bomfire? 🤯
Consider yourself lucky, to have not been exposed to the persons who say “aspecially”! or “allergict”.
Unless you are on call with support and the guy keeps saying “You cannot able to”
Don’t forget discusted when they are disgusted and disgust when they want to chat 😡
Clippy comes back to help you with EEEEEVVVVVERRRRY THING!
Everytime you are to pass through a door someone stops infront of you striking up a pointless conversation with someone else right in the doorway so that noone can pass them.
Having to read comments that contain no one as opposed to no one or nobody…
The only way to cook is to follow recipe blogs that don’t ever list the actual recipe.
Nothing but decaf coffee.
The world is like Netflix sound quality. Can’t hear the dialog but the action/music sequences are a billion decibels too loud!
You have to bag produce, but you can’t open the plastic bags.
Every time you are about to climax your father bursts into the room and demands you help him set up the router and wi-fi
You call customer support and press many numbers to direct your call. You are then put on hold. After 32 min of hold, you are disconnected. You must call again and repeat for eternity.
Lunch is always warm baloney. But you only get to lick it, then pass it on to the next person. That’s why it’s warm…
Best submission award winner, so far
Every single media you put your interests on is constantly interrupted by debilitating publicity.
you forever have a runny nose, and no tissues or sleeved shirts to wipe it.
Your 75″ HD tv only shows letterboxed movies in black and white.
The letter “E” doesn’t work on any keyboard you ever use.
Every time you are enjoying yourself to adult entertainment your phone rings right at the ending
You always have a hair you get with the tweezers and it slips
your glasses always have a smudge in the center no matter how much you wipe them
Your child will never stop asking why
You never find the end of the sellotape. Ever.
Verizon.
You constantly almost sneeze, but never actually sneeze.
Sitting behind the person with sinus problems anytime you have to sit behind someone.
Fluorescent lighting only in various shades of white, constantly flickering.
you are forced to download and play every facebook ad game
That´s borderline hell
Every restraunt/cafe/any place that serves food that you go to will always mess up your order.