What If Only Vampire Ladies Drink Blood

MediaChomp March 5, 2024 2 Comments

So what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood? If this were true then that would mean that vampire men drink nectar like male mosquitoes. Whish of course results in fan art of the maple syrup lumberjack vampire husband:

What If Only Vampire Ladies Drink Blood

What If Only Vampire Ladies Drink Blood

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2 thoughts on “What If Only Vampire Ladies Drink Blood”

Margaret Ruth Dean says:

March 5, 2024 at 6:24 pm

You know *why* female mosquitos need a blood meal, don’t you?

Would this imply that the female vampires in question only go hunting when they’re pregnant?

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1. Christopher says:
  
  March 6, 2024 at 3:33 pm
  
  This would further imply that vampires reproduce in the same way humans do, and that the whole “become a vampire after being bitten” story is a lie.
  
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