This is a crazy little story about imagining that you show up to work one day but you’re a corpse. Once you get to the end of the story it will make more sense, I promise:
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When You’re a Corpse Story
When you’re a corpse, you’re a corpse all the way, from your first dying breath ’til your burying day…
I sang it…