Imagine being so tall that you have to carry a card around that states: “Yes I am tall. I am 6’10”. (No I’m not kidding, Yes, that is tall.) No, I do not play basketball. I play volleyball. Yes, seeing the tops of everyone’s heads is weird. Yes, the weather is nice up here. This has been a great conversation.”
As far as “standup comedy and music performances”, Tom Wilson has also written a song wherein he answers many of these same questions. Be warned: It is the highest grade of earworm known to mankind.
Bonus material the song answers that the card doesn’t: Key grips set up lights, best boys help the key grips (never knew either of these, actually), and the “nicest famous person” and “biggest jerk” he knows are Adam Sandler and Gary Busey, respectively.
I’m a 6′ tall woman. Back in high school my dad made me a t-shirt that said “No I don’t play basketball. Do you play miniature golf?” after hearing me say it so many times.