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Minor point, but two crows would be an actual murder, not an attempted one, since a collective noun is used for more than one of something.
(This is why I like to say that you only need 2 books to make a library.)
That would be a pair of crows, not a murder. I think you’ve forgotten about this term in your logic entirely?
According to the Counting Crows, you can have a Murder of One.