LOL! “If these tits are legit, you must acquit.” This is an amazing story from Greek legend about a beautiful and famous courtesan named Phryne who avoided a death sentence by flashing her magnificent boobs. She actually escaped her death sentence by showing the judges and jury her boobs. The argument was that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. And it worked! History is awesome.

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