Now my first and foremost advice to you would be just *don’t* argue with assholes (as always follow the Don’t Feed the Trolls and Live Your Best Life advice), but if you must, here are some tips for arguing like (and with) assholes. This is basically just a list how how asses argue, so of course turnabout is fair play. With these strategies no one actually wins, since you can’t win an argument with and asshole. It’s like that Star Trek: The Next Generation episode where Data plays Strategema with that alien and instead of playing to win the game, he played for a stalemate and therefore ruined his fun.

Source: thelawfulchaotic