Names for the Civil War

LOL! This is an amusing post about how every time a racist gets mad when talking about the Civil War you should just make up a name for it. Some of the ideas on the reddit thread include “The War of the South Getting It’s Ass Obliterated by Sherman”, “The War Where Southerners Decided They Would Rather Literally Die than Admit that Black People Were Fully Human”, “The War Where the South Talked Shit and Got Hit”, “The War Where A Gaggle Of Racist, Treasonous, Sissy Bitches Cried Because It Turns Out That People Are People And That Hurt Their Feelings So Bad Their Descendants Are Still Crying Like Little Bitchass Babies Over It”, etc. 🤣

Names for the Civil War

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3 thoughts on “Names for the Civil War

  1. “You mean when the union butchered thousands of fellow americans…”

    Certainly not. The South SECEDED from the Union. The war was between Americans and the new, unAmerican territory in the South. The ones whose state Constitutions vigorously upheld the rights to Slavery.

  2. “The government killed poor farmers for wanting” to continue keeping slaves, often in brutal conditions, sometimes using the Bible as justification despite even the Bible saying specifically that slaves should be treated decently. (Not to mention that the Bible’s idea of acceptable behavior comes from the Bronze Age or the Iron Age and civilization had progressed far beyond that point.)

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