Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, “Why Amazon? Why does this exist”. The answer is of course, people like me. People who for some reason late at night decide to search for “Nicolas Cage Pillow” and then find these. And then, decide they need one. Then you have to ask yourself, “Why am I like this?”. So here it is, the weirdest and wildest Nicolas Cage pillows that inexplicably exist and now I want.

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Nicolas Cage in a banana for some reason:

Mona Lisa Nicolas Cage:

“I’m a cat. I’m a sexy cat.” -Abed from Community as Nicholas Cage

Jesus Nicolas Cage, obviously:

You don’t say?

Rainbow glamor shot Nicolas Cage:

And now we get to the sequin pillows because of course these exist.
Con Air freedom Nicolas Cage:

Just when you think he’s gone, BOOM EXTREME CLOSE UP SEQUIN FACE CAGE.

WHYYYYY!!????

See they can be classy, you can hide your Cage sequin pillows and just bring him out when the guests are gone, lol. Secret Cage.

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