LOL! Francesco Marciuliano came up with these amusing, and much more fitting, realistic board game and toy names:

Twister:

Hungry Hungry Hippos:

RISK:

Yahtzee:

Etch A Sketch:

CLUE:

Battleship:

Slinky:

LIFE:

Mouse Trap:

Othello:

Scrabble:

SORRY!:

Monopoly:

Artist: Francesco Marciuliano

(via: Geek Girls)